Hugh @hugh@ausglam.space

If you were thinking of auto-deleting your old toots I have good news - I made a thing for you (me): https://github.com/hughrun/ephemetoot

Ah yes, corporate Windows. I certainly did want my computer to restart in the middle of a meeting, with no option to prevent it. Great job everyone.

"Freedom Day" tomorrow, when I lock myself in my house to avoid everyone else in Melbourne giving each other COVID.

Looking forward to tomorrow when *checks notes* our water will be cut off for 8 hours. 🚰

They feed the guest well with #PlantOfTheDay at this bee hotel.

Hmm yes but what if those brains are full of worms? 🤔🐛

"git heckout" is a thing I just typed, and I gotta say it's usually how I feel about git.

1. Because you love capitalism;
2. Psychopathy As A Service
3. You don't give a shit about the sleep patterns of your staff
4. You're too lazy to work out how to employ people in a couple of other timezones
5. You addicted humans to your product and now you're reaping what you sowed

#PlantOfTheDay is yet another #RoseOfTheDay

Please don't use !important in your CSS.

Especially if you are a large international software company where customising CSS via a custom file that is supposed to override the default is one of the core features you offer to your clients.

Not sure what this pom-pom eucalyptus is actually called but it makes a stunning street tree #PlantOfTheDay #florespondence

Whoops I took a #PlantOfTheDay photo yesterday and then forgot to post it so you’ll get a bonus pic today!

Plant of, uh yesterday, is the Callistemon pallidus on the traffic barrier just near my apartment.

I guess that’s better than “Infamous war criminal and Big Liar to the UN General Assembly”

Unfortunately for him, the thing I always remember about Colin Powell is everyone pronouncing his personal name as “colon”.