Real January 2021 headlines
Democrats formally charge president with inciting insurrection
Dutch officials seize ham sandwiches from British drivers
Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis
The Smithsonian is Collecting Objects from the Capitol Siege
Victorians stuck in Qld hope third straight doughnut day means they can go home
Real January 2021 headlines
@rachellouise IKR. First you'd have to explain what "a toot from mastodon" is.
Real January 2021 headlines
@hugh If only we could send this post back in time to confuse 2015 people.