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In future Gladys and Dan will hold tense negotiations in a little shed suspended over the Murray River.

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Stop mirroring your Twitter account to the fediverse, especially these retweets of a single picture without any caption or comment.

We used to say the Web had shrunk to four websites where people posted only screenshots from the other three, let's not add a fifth one to that dumpster fire.

Can't wait to celebrate my birthday tomorrow by getting tested for COVID.

hmm all available advice for my “Safari crashes entire computer every time I open it” is either “Go to Safari preferences” which duh I can’t, or “reinstall entire operating system” which um no.


Having a super-organised partner with an epidemiology qualification means I already have a stock of facemasks ready to go 👍

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Is there a livestream of the Sydney waterside homes slowly falling into the ocean as the cliff erodes from destructive coastal surges due to climate change? I’d pay to see that.

Ahaha this Duane Strauss bloke has the name, hair, voice and suit you’d absolutely imagine if I said “Lottery number announcer”

A+ casting.

version 2.5 is out!

Thanks to @JacobNeplokh for finding (and reporting!) a bug 🐛 and suggesting an improvement 🤩

📢 Attention Pocket users

Thanks to a suggestion from @alissa I merged pickpocket and pocketsnack, and while I was doing it I fixed some bugs. pocketsnack v3 is here:

README is here:

I think I've finally worked out what's happening at the building site across the road.

A bunch of random drunk blokes in a pub decided to form a construction company and work off the plans one of them drew on the back of a paper napkin.

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Capitalism has hijacked the internet, it should go back to the roots as we all want it, a military network for reliable communication during nuclear war.
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remembering everyone’s username, real name and nickname on here like im in a fucking 19th century russian novel

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Kudos to whoever created the item "Not a user friendly library system" in this Alma training sandbox

My hyperactive dog is looking at my coffee with an expectant/demanding look on her face. I can only imagine the terrible things that would happen if I gave her some.

war crimes 

Just a reminder that the first people the AFP want to charge in regards to Australian war crimes are the journalists who first reported them.

Every second Wednesday from 19:30 AEST (starting this week) I'll be hosting newCardigan's reading group:

So this is your warning to set a filter for the hashtag if you don't want it to swamp your timeline.

🥳 ==> 🧼 ==> 😇

With version 2.1 you can:

⏰ schedule to run daily at a particular time from your MacOS machine with --schedule and --time (no server needed! Set and forget!)

👩‍👧‍👦 use for multiple accounts at the same time

#️⃣ keep toots with certain hashtags

👀 keep toots with certain visibility

📌 optionally keep pinned toots

📅 keep toots newer than X days

🧼 deletes everything else

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Aus GLAM Space

This is a Mastodon instance primarily for Australasian Galleries, Libraries, Archives, Museums and Records people, and anyone else who wants to hang out with them.